So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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