So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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