Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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