Sober January is a disaster.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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