Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Life is so much better after having sex.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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