It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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