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i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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