I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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