I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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