I can't breathe out the right side of my face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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