Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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