I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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