Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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