Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
ok first of all what the fuck
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
