she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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