glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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