Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Randomize