Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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