Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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