we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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