That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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