Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
