Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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