1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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