Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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