PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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