I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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