sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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