i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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