summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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