I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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