well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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