Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
When are your genitals available?
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