He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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