Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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