when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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