We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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