he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
