i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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