But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
