i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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