It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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