i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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