Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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