He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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