kristin has been a bad kristin
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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