if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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