Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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