first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."