Whod you bang
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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