she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT