That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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