You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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