I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
