woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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