make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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