I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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